the_merriest: (I have a Cunning Plan (TM))
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Rikku was humming as she decorated the apartment. Because she didn't really know much about this holiday, but it was all kinds of cheerful, and that was good enough for her.

"You're lucky you're cute," she told the little ball of feathers sitting on the dining room table. "Because I am seriously tempted to go fiend-hunting without you. I need supplies, Momo needs practice, it's a win-win. You could take care of yourself, right?"

Actually, he'd probably be killed by one of the other pets inside of a day. Petey wouldn't mean to maim him. He'd just play too rough.

"Maybe I toss you into my leg-pouch?"

Because, seriously. He'd fit.

(for him what is turning back. can be open beyond that!)

Date: 2010-12-18 10:02 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Roo kii roo!)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
Pbbbbth!

Reno would rather ride in the pouch than stay behind! What kind of girlfriend went off killing monsters and left their boyfriends behind? Huh? Huh? That would be horrible!

Just to demonstrate what he thought about being made to take care of himself, he raspberried again. For good measure!

Date: 2010-12-18 10:13 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Roo kii roo!)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
Oh, Reno wouldn't treat the duck with any more respect than he already did, even if he was a chocobo while he was locked in there.

Being a bird simply meant that he could insult the duck in his own language.

"Wark!"

That was more disagreement, Rikku! He'd even follow that up with another raspberry!

Date: 2010-12-18 10:22 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Roo kii roo!)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
RENO COULD TAKE THEM ALL!!!

He'd be lunch in three seconds flat.

BUT HE WOULD TRY!!!

There was more raspberrying, anyhow. Followed up with a light peck to Rikku's thumb. Just to show how big and tough he was! See how big and tough he was?

He was the toughest ever!

Date: 2010-12-18 10:41 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Nekkid!)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
Petey probably totally didn't know how to use a phoenix down, did he? Knowing Petey, he'd just chew on it, instead.

Either way, Reno had to voice his distaste for the keep-away, too!

Of course, being a chocobo, it was the happiest distaste ever.

Mostly.

"Kwe-aaah! Sonofafuckingbitch!"

Because it stopped being happy about halfway through, when he ceased being a cute little bird, and started being a whole lot of naked Reno, falling a good five feet to the floor to land on his ass.

Date: 2010-12-18 10:59 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Crankypants)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
"I think I broke my ass," Reno groused, sticking out his lip and gingerly rolling over a little to rub at the bottom in question.

"This island's timing, yo. Never better."

Date: 2010-12-18 11:10 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (What am I Saying?)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
Oh, hello, hand. With the current state of Reno's behind (falling onto a butt that bony hurt extra, okay?), he was going to need the help pulling himself to his feet.

"... Really? I didn't get to kick the big bad in the friggin' teeth, even?"

No, Reno really hadn't had any idea how long he'd been a chocobo.

"... Shit, I didn't miss class too, did I?"

Date: 2010-12-18 11:22 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Ducklips!)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
Reno was now making faces, in the middle of that very welcome hug.

".... And why wouldn't you say that?"

Date: 2010-12-18 11:31 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Almost Thoughtful There)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
"Well... no," he allowed, "I guess I wasn't..."

That look that he was giving her suggested that he wasn't completely satisfied with that answer.

"How'd they do?"

Date: 2010-12-18 11:52 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Raspberry!)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
Reno cocked a lopsided grin at that, and then laughed a little.

"Hey, works for me, yo. They passed the practical."

Date: 2010-12-19 12:04 am (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Bored as Shit)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
"Well, of course I did," Reno smirked. "I'm friggin' adorable, yo."

He probably raspberried at the whole damn class. That sounded about right to him.

"... You didn't see any that were worse off than the rest, did you? You think maybe I should check up on 'em?"

Rookie syndrome was now kicking in.

Date: 2010-12-19 12:35 am (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Almost Thoughtful There)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
Reno pursed his lips thoughtfully, making the mental note, and then nodding.

"I'll see if I can find 'em both," he agreed. "How long was I out of commission, then? It ain't break already, is it?"

Date: 2010-12-19 03:38 am (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Up there omg)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
"Ugh," moaned Reno, glancing up at the tinsel, and then just shrugging and leaving it sit there. "I guess it could be worse, yo. I could'a been stuck like that through the break, too."

Because, you know, he totally had big plans for the break, right?

Sure.

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