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Today? Today was Reno's birthday. He wasn't a teenager any more. She was going to tease him a lot about being oooooold.
When he woke up. Because they were celebrating in Fandom this weekend, since his home was kinda depressing (no offense) and her home had everybody in everybody else's business (downside of living in a commune of sorts) and neither would allow for a nice, relaxing weekend spent cuddling and not ever getting out of bed, ever.
Rikku was mostly asleep, and trying to convince herself to go back to all asleep. And wondering if Reno was up. She'd trade "back to sleep" for "morning gropey times" if he was. She was flexible like that.
(Reno modded with permission. THIS POST IS FOR: Reno, and anyone who might call Rikku or Reno frantically to panic about their AU sprog. Nice, relaxing weekend? Fandom laughs at this idea! Wait for ze OCD!)
When he woke up. Because they were celebrating in Fandom this weekend, since his home was kinda depressing (no offense) and her home had everybody in everybody else's business (downside of living in a commune of sorts) and neither would allow for a nice, relaxing weekend spent cuddling and not ever getting out of bed, ever.
Rikku was mostly asleep, and trying to convince herself to go back to all asleep. And wondering if Reno was up. She'd trade "back to sleep" for "morning gropey times" if he was. She was flexible like that.
(Reno modded with permission. THIS POST IS FOR: Reno, and anyone who might call Rikku or Reno frantically to panic about their AU sprog. Nice, relaxing weekend? Fandom laughs at this idea! Wait for ze OCD!)
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 12:51 am (UTC)She glanced over at her... uh... happy family. "I got two, lucky me."
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 12:55 am (UTC)Reno had no idea.
Reno would probably end up screaming at walls once this phone call was finished.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:00 am (UTC)"Reruns?" she spluttered, laughing. "That's what you call 'em if they show more than once? Reno! And, no, I didn't get reruns. I never do."
What that said about her possible futures... uh, Ino wasn't going to think too much about that.
"They're cute, though, one's five and the other's 'bout nine, I think. Angeal and Inori Fair." That last bit, she dropped her voice for. Simple precaution. "You get one guess at their parentage."
He really didn't need it.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:05 am (UTC)Fuck. Fucksakes. Fucking fuck fucker fuckity fucknuggets McFuckerson the fucked.
"You an' Zack? Really?"
No, Reno. She was totally messing with you.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:08 am (UTC)Seriously. Sooo seriously.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:12 am (UTC)Oh, yes. You better believe Reno was now attempting to figure out just how much of the timeline would have to change in order to accommodate Zack and Ino having two kids, one of them nine years old.
Damn his inability to do math. He was going to make an educated guess, and say the answer to his 'what is Zack's current age plus nine' question was a resounding, 'crap, some Zack out there is still alive'
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:23 am (UTC)Brighter than Ino's and Ino's eyes were as blue as blue could be and still be natural.
"Angeal's blond, blue eyed but not mako-eyed, and five. He says he's going to be the bestest ninja ever."
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:35 am (UTC)That would be another resounding round of 'the many variations of fuck in D-minor,' playing through Reno's brain.
"Either that, or you guys booked it to Wutai, yo."
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:39 am (UTC)That was a snicker, yes. Zack was not the ninja sort.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:44 am (UTC)Maybe he stuck around long enough to save the world and then became a ninja? Please?
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:49 am (UTC)Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:53 am (UTC)"Here's where I pretend I know what kinda rank a Jounin is, right?"
Nonchalant. Cooool. Nothing was the matter at all.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:57 am (UTC)"Badass elite," she said, sighing. "Kinda like your SOLDIER 1st Class, or the highest rankin' Turks. He's up there."
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 02:04 am (UTC)He was. He was completely unsurprised.
He was also systematically thumbing his materia into and out of his EMR. Because it was something to do with his hands. Not unlike a nervous twitch.
"That why you called? Lettin' me know you're a mom?" A pause. "It's a little late for a baby shower, yo. But I could probably get you diapers if you ask nice."
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 02:08 am (UTC)Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 02:12 am (UTC)"I might be able to take the detour," he mused, looking out the window over the island at large. "Why, you have somethin' in mind?"
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 02:15 am (UTC)Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 01:06 pm (UTC)He could guess. He wasn't particularly close to the kid when he'd spent that span of months hanging out with some of the other Turks, but gossip travelled.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 02:33 pm (UTC)Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 02:40 pm (UTC)He knew full well what happened right after that. Tseng and some kid in the Infantry came back being held together with potions and a prayer, and they forced the SOLDIER kid to take leave for... Well, for months. SOLDIER became practically a nonentity until the attack on Junon, because on top of the rest of it, their Director decided to take off after smuggling a ridiculous amount of gil to Hollander.
AVALANCHE continued to suck, of course, so Reno had only kind of been paying attention.
Good times. Good times.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 02:46 pm (UTC)Could she drawl that more insultingly? Well, yes, she probably could. But not to Reno.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 02:50 pm (UTC)"Yeah, I can guess. It was Angeal and Genesis, too. Genesis was a bigger deal to the Turks, yo. Bastard killed two of ours, back in Banora. Angeal was just another target, so far as we were concerned."
Of course, it turned out that they were celebrating the defeat of Genesis for nothing. But at the time, it was nice to think that the guy had been done away with. So far as they knew now, he was still out there somewhere.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 04:10 pm (UTC)Her heart still bled for the way Zack was dealing.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 04:16 pm (UTC)Reno knew this. Ino didn't have to know that Reno knew this. He'd heard about it mostly from Cissnei. Unlike Tseng, Cissnei had still been young and worried, and she'd needed to get that worry off of her chest.
Re: Reno's Cell!
Date: 2010-04-11 04:20 pm (UTC)Ino was keeping that smile on her face, now, out of sheer willpower. She was good at that, when she wanted to be.
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