Room 308, Sunday Evening, Evilness Afoot

[the_merriest]

There was a small chihuahua sitting on the floor of room 308. The chihuahua was wearing a pretty lacy pink dress and a big floppy hat.

The chihuahua seemed about as thrilled about this as you might imagine him being. Especially since the chihuahua was actually Jamie Madrox.

There was also a videocamera running. Because this sort of thing belong on YouTube.

"Now," Rikku said cheerfully. "We've got two options here. Either you howl along to 'I'm a Little Teapot,' or I let Petey come out and be dumb at you. He might chew on your neck. Choose ... wisely."

It was entirely possible that Rikku had not, in fact, forgiven Jamie for that whole room-swap moving ordeal.

(Door and post both open. Jamie abused with permission, zomg.)

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[the_merriest]

"Because mine's not a dupe," she grinned. "And because Turtle and I owe Jamie, and payback's a bitch. And not the fun chihuahua kind, either."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka blinked at her. "I'm sorry, what? What does Jamie have to do with Turtle's dog rental?"

[the_merriest]

Rikku stared at him. "You ... didn't know?" she giggled. "Oh, man, that makes it even more fun. Say hi, Jamie!"

The Jamhuahua was not enjoying this as much as Rikku was.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka stared at her. And looked down at the dog.

And broke out laughing.

"Did... Did you see... what Turtle did to them?" he asked, once he could breathe again. "Them. Him. Them. ...Does he count as one person or several when he pulls a Madrox?"

[the_merriest]

"I have no idea," Rikku giggled. "I know what he did to us, and he's paying for it. Ohhhh, is he paying for it. Whatever it is, I'm gonna be ticked if she didn't get any footage."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka kept chuckling. "If I had known..." He grinned. "She dyed all the dupes different colors, and put ribbons and glitter on them, and rented them out! I just thought... It was... She..."

He burst out laughing again.

[the_merriest]

"Oh my gosh, that's awesome," Rikku laughed. "I was just gonna tape him doing stupid stuff and then sell the tapes. Or maybe hand them out, I mean, I don't need the money and people should see this. Lots of them. Right?"

She eyed Jamhuahua again, sighing happily. "I don't think Jamie's gonna mess with me or Turtle again."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka scratched his head. "Why would you think that?"

[the_merriest]

Rikku rolled her eyes. "Right. Male. Sorry."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka raised an eyebrow at her. "Do you mean you think I'm stupid, or do you mean that you HONESTLY believe Jamie's not going to get revenge for this, or are you trying to babble something insane about the post office?"

[the_merriest]

"A, you're male, so you are stupid. B, he might, but he should know better by now, as we're better at revenge than he is. And C, I like the post office."

Well, she did.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah?!?! Well, I --"

Sokka cocked his head, considering her points. And couldn't find fault with any of them.

"Okay, fine. Whatever. But I'll have you know the post office is much less cool now that I'm not working there anymore!"