Room 407: Belated Anniversary Antics Begin Here

[the_merriest]

Rikku was hyper. This was not all that unusual. Rikku was knocking on her Jude-dude's door and singing "Cuban Pete" with the appropriate rumba shimmies. Sadly? Also not that unusual.

She was also really, really hoping that Jude actually snagged her a pimp-hat. She had no bling. Hopefully that could be remedied.

In the meantime: "When I start to dance everything goes, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!"

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[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Nah, Jonesy," he chuckled sheepishly, pulling on the shirt. "I was too flat last time or something."

[the_merriest]

Rikku raised an eyebrow. "You know, I don't think Jonesy's allowed to check out your rack any more."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"He thinks I'm a total hottie," Jude chuckled, wriggling into the mini-skirt. With skirt and shirt that tied just under his fake bust, he was actually starting to look pretty convincing.

[the_merriest]

Rikku folded her arms, laughing. "He can't have you. I called dibs. Uh. I'm calling dibs. Mine and all that."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude chuckled mellowly. "Cool with me." He picked up the wig and flipped it over, inspecting it before he would have to pull it on.

[the_merriest]

"You're gonna be a redhead?" she giggled. "I, uh, I'm still kinda short, for a guy. Should I get platform shoes? Or just be a really short pimp guy?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"It's all about walkin' tall, bra," Jude chuckled, ducking his head to get the wig on properly. He flipped it up, suddenly a luscious redhead.

[the_merriest]

"Plus there was that weird short guy who totally had the pimp-thing going and all that purple," Rikku said. Because that would totally make sense to Jude. "He was all 'I'm a pimp, AND a ho, wooo!' and kinda weird. Still hot, though."

Ah, Prince.

She tilted her hat back and leered. "You know, I've never made out with a redhead."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude licked his lips. "You wanna try, sugah?" he cooed in a surprisingly girly falsetto.

[the_merriest]

"You're totally trying to break my head," Rikku laughed, leaning in.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"It's your idea," he reminded her, his hand slipping up to cup her cheek as he kissed her lovingly.

[the_merriest]

"I didn't realize you'd be this good at it," she laughed. "You're all 'hi, I'm some chick' and yet you still kinda look like you. Seriously weird."

Luckily, more kissing made everything better.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Still gotta put on my lipstick," Jude reminded her with a little nuzzle and another kiss.

[the_merriest]

Rikku giggled. "Hang on. I can totally do that for you."

She grabbed the tube of lipstick and applied it liberally - if somewhat sloppily - to her own lips before puckering once or twice and then leaning over again. "Here."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Works for me," Jude grinned, and set about the lipstick application with great enthusiasm.

[the_merriest]

There was a great deal of lipstick. Some of it got smudged over cheeks and noses and teeth, and some of it even got on lips. Fancy that.