Room 407: Belated Anniversary Antics Begin Here

[the_merriest]

Rikku was hyper. This was not all that unusual. Rikku was knocking on her Jude-dude's door and singing "Cuban Pete" with the appropriate rumba shimmies. Sadly? Also not that unusual.

She was also really, really hoping that Jude actually snagged her a pimp-hat. She had no bling. Hopefully that could be remedied.

In the meantime: "When I start to dance everything goes, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!"

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[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Your hair doesn't suck," Jude said, a pair of disturbingly cute panties flying out of the closet behind him.

[the_merriest]

"I don't know what to do with it," Rikku said. She scooped up the panties, looked at them, and then peered in the closet towards Jude. "Uh. Is there ... something I should know, about you?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude poked his head out again. "Huh?" He looked at the panties and blinked. "Oh. Those. Caitlin told me I wasn't allowed to wear boxers with a mini-skirt."

[the_merriest]

Rikku giggled. "They'd kinda ... be longer than the skirt, wouldn't they?"

She examined the panties, laughing. "I so can't picture you in these. That's, uh. That's just weird."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"This is totally your idea, remember," Jude pointed out, finally emerging with mini-skirt in hand. He draped it over a chair and pulled off his t-shirt.

[the_merriest]

"I didn't realize panties would be involved," she giggled, reaching out to brush a hand over his chest. "Although you stripping is a total plus."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude wiggled his hips as he undid his belt, humming a bad burlesque version of 'Big Spender'.

[the_merriest]

"Shake it, don't break it," Rikku giggled, stepping a little closer.

Okay, she totally had to lean over and nibble on his earlobe. That was a given, right?

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude, thoroughly distracted by that, managed to stab himself in the thumb with his belt buckle. His shorts slid to the floor with a thump.

[the_merriest]

Rikku slipped her arms around his back. "Best. Boyfriend. Ever," she breathed in his ear. "We, uh, do we ... have to go ... right now?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"You . . . uh, there's . . . we . . ." Jude wasn't even sure which side he was arguing for here.

[the_merriest]

Neither was she. Rikku pulled him closer, kissed him thoroughly --

-- and then pulled back with a sigh. "Right. Mikey. Hotel. And first, we pimp-ho. Then, uh, then we can ... have fun. Right?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Fun. Right. Yes." Jude stole another swift kiss. "Hey, we got all night for this. Um, would you mind turning around while I change into my panties?"

[the_merriest]

"People are gonna freak out. This is so great." Rikku giggled, and then obligingly turned away. "Uh, I've ... seen you naked before. You know that, right? I mean."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I know, it's just, um . . . never, like, full-frontal for y'know, no good reason . . . right?" Jude blushed, quickly ditching boxers for the disturbingly pretty panties and making sure everything was all tucked away.

[the_merriest]

"I don't mind," she said quickly, bouncing on her toes a little. "I mean. It's cool. I'm just ... you know. Seeing you naked is always a good reason."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude blushed a little. "I dunno why. I'm all scrawny and skinny and stuff." He did up the pre-stuffed bra and slipped the straps up his arms. It was a very utilitarian, drag-queen type bra. Rikku might be starting to get worried. "You can turn around now . . .

[the_merriest]

"You're ... you're awesome," she said softly. "You've got flippy hair and incredible lips and, uh, you, uh ..."

She flailed a little and decided some things were totally better left unsaid. And then she turned around.

And then she flailed for a different reason.

"... Caitlin again?" she said weakly.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Nah, Jonesy," he chuckled sheepishly, pulling on the shirt. "I was too flat last time or something."

[the_merriest]

Rikku raised an eyebrow. "You know, I don't think Jonesy's allowed to check out your rack any more."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"He thinks I'm a total hottie," Jude chuckled, wriggling into the mini-skirt. With skirt and shirt that tied just under his fake bust, he was actually starting to look pretty convincing.

[the_merriest]

Rikku folded her arms, laughing. "He can't have you. I called dibs. Uh. I'm calling dibs. Mine and all that."

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude chuckled mellowly. "Cool with me." He picked up the wig and flipped it over, inspecting it before he would have to pull it on.

[the_merriest]

"You're gonna be a redhead?" she giggled. "I, uh, I'm still kinda short, for a guy. Should I get platform shoes? Or just be a really short pimp guy?"

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"It's all about walkin' tall, bra," Jude chuckled, ducking his head to get the wig on properly. He flipped it up, suddenly a luscious redhead.